tree chipper

A device used for turning small children into dog food.

We shoved the baby into the tree chipper and watched cans of dog food pop out.

by ananomus November 2, 2004

Whole Chipper

A synonym for a fat woman. When she eats potato chips she will stuff an entire chip in her mouth instead of taking a smaller bite.

Oh my god, look at that whole chipper walking into the Old Country Buffet.

by Starkman September 21, 2004

bird chipper

Windmill for electricity production.

Used as a denigratory description by people who don't believe in global warming.

Some people believe large windmills for electricity production are harmful for birds.

Do you believe bird chippers and solar panels are the solution for the energy crisis?

by aaarwin November 1, 2012

blue chipper

A highly valued person, especially a sports player.

I’ve interviewed many famous people, like Jay-Z or Michael Jordan. So, you see, I get blue chippers on my show.

by Fppm2207 May 23, 2018

pop and chipper

A party that consists of no alcoholic beverages, marijuana, or other drugs. Usually a party thrown by kids with little or no friends, for reasons such as

- Parents being home

- The person is just simply a loser
- The person is religious, and/or focused on sobriety

His parents are home, so the party is just going to be a pop and chipper.

by Kelsey H. June 14, 2018

shit chipper

Placing human or animal fecal matter in a ziplock bag with various condiments. i.e mustard, ketchup, raw eggs. Placing bag in a two man sling shot and whipping it at cars.

Eric and Adam were bored so they decided to fire shit chippers at school buses.

by Mr. Oxyman May 11, 2014

reverse chipper

The act of wipeing your ass backwards, from back to front packing shit around your man jewels.

Hey where is chip? He is in the toilet doing a reverse chipper.

by sloleak October 6, 2005