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Chinese Whore House

a particularaly loose term used to describe how obnoxious a house (and/or mailbox) can look from the exterior after repainting it.
My brother's first home looks like a Chinese Whore House now that he has sold it and it has been repainted.
by MicZakAtak June 4, 2016
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Chinese rigma

When you have no clue what your talking about and want to confuse somebody.
by Ronny sloberdog December 6, 2018
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chiemezie

Chiemezie , a hesitant yet charming calmest cuttest sweetest nicest funny boy. His sense of humour, and boyish good looks are what makes the girls fall for him. though he's shy and quiet and wont talk or summum shit he did to you.

he's always unpredictable.
Love to be independent, and will claim that he doesn't have even if he's swimming in the ocean of money.
Have sense of making money but lack the ability of spending it.
He always think older than his age.
Calm but you shouldn't try him in time of anger .
They have the gift of being treated like last born even when they're not.
Chiemezie never falls in love because he is scared, and cares too much about what others think of him. This is ultimatley what prevents him from being with that special girl. Artsy and unique, yet not strong enough to stand up to people. It's hard to live with him, but even harder to live with out him.
" i fucking hate that i love Chiemezie"
That boy is a natural psychologist he's such a Chiemezie.

He's so Chiemezie :very calm and quiet.

Are you a Chiemezie :e.g timid and shy

Why are you so Chiemezie like this? a person who is afraid to fall in love.

He got all the answers even when he was not given time to read or reverse : what an Chiemezie (intelligent) boy/girl.
by Chiemezie February 5, 2020
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chinese buffet

Restaurant that serves a variety of food for you to gorge on. Such items include Crab rangoon, Chicken on a stick, General tso's chicken, moo goo gai pan, seafood surprise, and botulism on the half shell.
Food may be tasty at the time but will cause explosive diarrhea 20 minutes after you eat.
Boy I sure pigged out at the chinese buffet, and now i have diarrhea so bad I can poop thru a keyhole at 30 yards.
by David W February 8, 2005
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Chinese Rattlesnake

When one puts rice in a balloon, blows it up, and inserts it into another's rectal cavity. The person inserts his or her penis or finger into the rectal cavity, and shakes vigorously, rattling the rice within similarly to the way a rattlesnake rattles its tail. Once finished, kick the partner in the stomach, successfully ejecting the now pressure cooked rice.
Yo, my stove broke down, so Jane and I had to Chinese Rattlesnake it last night.
by Rattlesnake God August 24, 2016
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Chinese Secret

A "friends with benefits" relationship. Usually a Chinese secret involves a relationship between two individuals that contrasts sharply. For example, a relationship between a African American male and a Caucasian female, or a medical student and a janitor, or two individuals with statistically significant age difference.
Yo, did you see Alonzo trying to holler at that girl? He wants her to be his Chinese secret!
by Alonzo "the playa" April 14, 2008
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Chinese Baker's Dozen

A Chinese Baker's Dozen is 11. This is because the chinese are known for always wanting to bargain to lower costs or number of goods even if this amount is immeasurable and/or insignificant to both parties. This is not a derogatory term but simply a unit of measurement.
Joseph: "Hey Remmi, what's the time?"
Remmi: "It's a Chinese Baker's Dozen past 6."
by pwnsabisauce October 28, 2008
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