Often displays one or more of the following characteristics:
1) Games like there's no tomorrow
2) Finds it impossible to step out of the party/frat boi phase for some reason oh wait... Because he's a child
3) So irrational makes you wonder if he was ever sober while talking to you
4) Faces difficulties in comprehending basic statements
5) Does not engage in any form of a matured conversation but runs away from everything, sometimes even acts like you or everything else is to be blamed
6) Almost makes you feel like a fucking generous babysitter offering her service for free of charge
1) Games like there's no tomorrow
2) Finds it impossible to step out of the party/frat boi phase for some reason oh wait... Because he's a child
3) So irrational makes you wonder if he was ever sober while talking to you
4) Faces difficulties in comprehending basic statements
5) Does not engage in any form of a matured conversation but runs away from everything, sometimes even acts like you or everything else is to be blamed
6) Almost makes you feel like a fucking generous babysitter offering her service for free of charge
by Trollqueenb35828 November 25, 2018
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SC: French fries are among my favorite potatoes.
me: Do you sleep with little boys?
SC: That doesn't really matter, does it?
me: Do you have a sexuality?
SC: Not that I'm aware of.
me: I think you have a sexuality.
SC: You think I have a sexuality? Think again!
me: Um, you're really retarded.
SC: Aha!
me: You're a retard.
SC: Whoa. Are you...insulting me?
SC: French fries are among my favorite potatoes.
me: Do you sleep with little boys?
SC: That doesn't really matter, does it?
me: Do you have a sexuality?
SC: Not that I'm aware of.
me: I think you have a sexuality.
SC: You think I have a sexuality? Think again!
me: Um, you're really retarded.
SC: Aha!
me: You're a retard.
SC: Whoa. Are you...insulting me?
by Princess Lovely-As-A-Jaybird July 1, 2005
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When a middle child - typically of a family of three kids who are close in age - feels left out or neglected.
Because the bigger sibling is the first born and typically an over-achiever, they are the most important and get the most privileges. A younger sibling is the 'baby' of a family and gets away with more as well as being the most looked-after. Middle-child syndrome starts when the middle child is squeezed between these two and have trouble finding their 'niche' in the family.
Middle children will sometimes...
-misbehave to get attention
-go with the flow
-work as little as possible
-be less parent-dependent then their siblings
-become the 'loner' of the family, not participate in family events unless told to.
-play the peacemaker
-be more likely to go to a friend for advice than a parent
-be very creative
In short its where the older child gets all the awards, the younger gets all the love, and the middle gets nothing.
Because the bigger sibling is the first born and typically an over-achiever, they are the most important and get the most privileges. A younger sibling is the 'baby' of a family and gets away with more as well as being the most looked-after. Middle-child syndrome starts when the middle child is squeezed between these two and have trouble finding their 'niche' in the family.
Middle children will sometimes...
-misbehave to get attention
-go with the flow
-work as little as possible
-be less parent-dependent then their siblings
-become the 'loner' of the family, not participate in family events unless told to.
-play the peacemaker
-be more likely to go to a friend for advice than a parent
-be very creative
In short its where the older child gets all the awards, the younger gets all the love, and the middle gets nothing.
(A real-life example of what happened to my younger sis, who suffers from middle child syndrome)
Oldest: Hey I just turned 16!
Mom: Lets go pick you out a car!
Oldest: Yay!
-1 1/2 yrs later-
Middle: Hey I just turned 16!
Mom: Oh.. er.. well we're still paying for your sib's car, so you'll have to just borrow from her when you can..
Middle: >.>
-2 yrs later-
Youngest: Hey! I just turned 16!
Mom: Yay! And I just finished paying for the other car! Lets go get you a car!
Middle: Hey! I should be the next one to get a new car!
Youngest: but its MY birthday
middle: Thats stupid
youngest: MOMMY SHE JUST CALLED ME STUPID!!
mom: Be nice to your little sister on her birthday!! Come on, birthday-girl! Lets go get that car!
Youngest: WOO!
Oldest: Hey I just turned 16!
Mom: Lets go pick you out a car!
Oldest: Yay!
-1 1/2 yrs later-
Middle: Hey I just turned 16!
Mom: Oh.. er.. well we're still paying for your sib's car, so you'll have to just borrow from her when you can..
Middle: >.>
-2 yrs later-
Youngest: Hey! I just turned 16!
Mom: Yay! And I just finished paying for the other car! Lets go get you a car!
Middle: Hey! I should be the next one to get a new car!
Youngest: but its MY birthday
middle: Thats stupid
youngest: MOMMY SHE JUST CALLED ME STUPID!!
mom: Be nice to your little sister on her birthday!! Come on, birthday-girl! Lets go get that car!
Youngest: WOO!
by Oldest July 19, 2009
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