comfy chair committee

This describes people who have a comfortable, privileged existence and go online to denounce cops and troops over not shooting someone in the leg who is trying to kill them!

Yes, that cop should have used pepper spray and called the comfy chair committee.

by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020

ChaR TowN

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA!!

I be smoke dem dubs on da lawn, ridin wif ma homies through ChaR TowN;

by Bdubz111 April 23, 2009

Cheese chair

A toilet, usually a less desired and hygienic one located in a public place.

After that barbeque, I really need to use the cheese chair, man!

by Butt Doc April 10, 2010

Lawn-Chaired

falling on your back, so that your knees fold down to your face.

The man ran on the slick ice, but soon fell backwards and lawn-chaired himself

by tmac2014 December 4, 2011

massage chair junkie

Someone who has trouble leaving their massage chair or any massage chair they are able to access.

Go ahead, try peeling that massage chair junkie outta that chair without getting injured!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Throw Him The Chair

In baseball, to throw a batter a pitch that will make him strike out and force him to sit on a bench in the dugout. A chair can technically be any pitch, but typically will be a curveball or slider.

*2 strike count
Center fielder: Hey throw him the chair kid
Shortstop: Yeah kid drop a chair in there kiiiiid
First baseman: Humbabe now lets givemachairkiiiiiiiiiiid
Third baseman: Yeah let’s go now gimmchair kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

by thebigdogsap69 August 24, 2019

Chiara

Chiara may be the name of your best friend or of a hoe that will fuck you up physically or mentally. In this case it’s both. Nah I’m just kidding love you boo! Wait don’t leave I’m not done, she is a person that will make you laugh and cry at the same time. Chiara is also a mix of Turkish, French, Italian, Argentinian and Ukrainien stir fry. She is delicious:) She has amazing curves and the chunkiest legs ever.All tho she is pretty much perfect, when she’s on her period RUN! Her mood changes in a instant so be careful what you say to her. Lastly I don’t think I ever meant anyone as weird, funny, mood-changing, and cringe as her. I will miss having my soul mate in my life when I move back. Oh yah by the way she kind of gives you that lesbian vibes as well soooo....

She would probably say something like « I love that! »
Chiara

by Avapilon14 March 4, 2019