Anorex-chia

A sickly-thin person with an unnatural excess of hair on their body.

"So did you go all the way with her?"
"Hell no, man--that chick had an anorex-chia bush!"

by mentalanarchy July 18, 2012

chia pet effect

The effect whereby a product has more value to a consumer whose own effort is needed.

If it weren't for the chia pet effect, you'd see a lot more furniture from IKEA in the dumpster.

by Avasarala March 25, 2021

Jiggaboo chia pet

Relating to a jigabboo's (negro,african-american,spook, porch-monkey) head that has corn row patterns, fake extension, afro, various slang cut into the head, and all other variations of nappiness that can be acheived from having a very versitile tight knit hair growth.

Look at the fly patterns and extensions that home-girl has on her head man, she looks like a Jiggaboo chia pet. Cha-cha-cha-cha-chia.

by Clucth Haskins January 04, 2008

Chia Ming

A person who sings in a gay boyband, crossdresses, and wears a girl team football jersey. AKA Ladybird, C.Mingo

Chia Ming is a boy??

by Happy Camper October 28, 2003

chia-gasm

when you cum so hard that all of your hair stands on end and you look like a chia pet

i humped her so good last night i gave her a chia-gasm

by geminimonkey January 09, 2011

Water My Chia

When the guy ejaculates on the vagina of his sexual partner and the pubic hair grows with a multiplied acceleration. Some believe it is a myth but some believe it is true. But only if you want it to.

Hey girlfriend, me and Langer are going out tonight and he is going to water my Chia! Its going to look like the fucking Amazon down there!

by Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia January 25, 2009

chia waaa

the call of a fat person with extremely red cheeks.

you: yo they got madd fries n burgers over there
"the chia": CHIA WAAA

by n February 04, 2005