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Chesticles

Chesticles are anthoer word for a woman's breasts.
Men have testicles and women have chesticles.
by d'na October 24, 2004
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chesticles

Boobs that sag past a womans groin region. common in old farts.
that grannie gots chesticles!
by steve Bobaganoosh March 2, 2005
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Chesticles

A blend of testicle and chest. Used to describe man boobs.
Or simply to replace yelling "Shit" Or something of that nature.
"Dude, he has massive chesticles"
"Ah, Chesticles! I broke my PSP!"
by Killlerclaw July 25, 2008
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chesticle

Male breasts, the testicles of the chest. Often used as an insult.
JOHN: Ello, Mark.
MARK: Ello, John.
JOHN: You have large chesticles, Mark.
MARK: Indeed I do, John. Your mother's a chesticle, you stupid chesticle.
JOHN: OY! DON'T CALL MY MUM A BLOODY CHESTICLE, CHESTICLE!
by Diana November 14, 2003
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Chesticle

An exceptionally manly and or built chest.
I work out daily to perfect my chesticle
by Robama November 30, 2011
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Chesticles

"Testicles are on a man, not a woman you dumbass, so chesticles are man boobs."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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Chapstache

A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.
Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"
by HollowShell September 22, 2011
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