Cheesedick

An imbecilic individual, usually a male person, who generally does not lack in mental prowess but is sorely lacking in charisma and the social skill necessary to apply his intellect in a useful, practical or agreeable manner. His lack of a sense of timing and appropriate behavior is only exceeded by the fact that he is oblivious to his condition, causing him to often assert and insert himself where he has no business. To make matters worse, he firmly believes that he is one of the coolest people on the planet. This makes him one of the most annoying creatures on earth and thus has earns him the title, CHEESE-DICK!

Wankleferd was sounding off in the meeting again today and jamming his nose up the bosses ass...what a cheesedick!

by Mr. Carl Cunnilanguage September 29, 2004

Chili Cheese Dog

The act of smearing your dick with shit then fucking a girl when she has a yeast infection.

My girlfriend begged me to eat her out, but when she pulled down her panties, her pussy smelled like rotten cottage cheese. I knew she just wanted me to sooth the ichyness from her dry flaky twat, that the monostat cream couldn't cure. As revenge for the culinary insult, I decided to shit in my hand and smear it all over my shaft, then fuck her. She completed the recipe by adding her cheese to my chili dog. If she had a herpe flare up there would have been spicy onions on it as well. I do love a chili cheese dog!

by majam August 21, 2012

Cheesed

A word niggas use to say " I AM ANGRY"

Nigga: YOYYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOOYYOOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO KFC POPEYES IS CLOSED IM SO CHEESED RIGHT NOW

non-nigga: hah, I like cheese too

by NIGGA TECHNOLOGY!!!!!! February 16, 2009

Knobby CheeseDick

Someone who exposes their genitalia to other people in confined spaces like cleaning cupboards.

Where's the cleaner? In the cupboard with Knobby CheeseDick

by Dan Gleebles III April 26, 2010

Cheesedick shuffle

The long, embarrassing walk into the clinic after getting burned by that girl you had to carry out of the bar that one night.

Man, I had to do the cheesedick shuffle at the clinic this morning. Needless to say, it was embarrassing and I got 2 new numbers.

by Dangerdansby March 19, 2014

cheeseboro

Absolute badass who gets a the women in the world. has the biggest dick in the world

"Man he's such a Cheeseboro"

by Dbhdjdhe February 24, 2017

cheesebone

A slang word used to refer to someone as idiotic or retarded.

"He's so stupid! What a cheesebone."

by Blaze Jones July 25, 2017