Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.
Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!
by viper15 September 20, 2016
Get the rubbing his dick against the cheese grater mug.Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.
Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"
"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."
"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."
"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009
Get the Crank the Cheese Grater mug.The opposite of the Iranian Cheese Grater where instead of taking a standard issue cheese grater and shoving it up your ass, you shove your schlong inside the standard issue cheese grator.
by Cw Kamikaze May 1, 2021
Get the Reverse Iranian Cheese Grater mug.To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!
Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!
by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017
Get the Scandinavian cheese grater mug.The sexual act of using a cheese grater on a mans penis and sprinkling the dust into the partner’s mouth, and then cumming in their mouth.
by Lil’ Chicken Strip February 11, 2021
Get the The Cheese Grater mug.When you're on over the head and you put your knees on her hair while getting oral sex and rub your taint across her face
by SHIZNIC March 14, 2022
Get the Italian cheese grater mug.A dark looming presence over the whole of the furry community, the infamous item expelled bloody from the anus in the most well known piece of furry hentai
James: what’s up with Jeff?
Jerry: he just watched the Cheese Grater
*James walks over to Jeff*
James: I feel your pain
Jerry: he just watched the Cheese Grater
*James walks over to Jeff*
James: I feel your pain
by RaxtusDergy April 17, 2023
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