chart obsessed

someone who keeps on releasing different versions of the same song to stay #1.

tayfraud swift is nothing but chart obsessed. releasing millions of anti-hero remixes to block sza from getting #1 but still lost.

by osamacalis almanzar January 9, 2023

off the charts

In Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegon, “all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.” But in the real world, exceptional people are exceptional. If you say “off the charts” often, there’s something wrong with your charts.

I knew he was a clueless tool when he used the expression “off the charts” three times in one hour.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

Break The Charts

A dicky way of saying "Kill yourself". Mostly used on whites.
Google "Suicide death rates", find a ethnic group chart and look at it.

Guy 1: Ha, you got an D minus!
Guy 2: Fuck you, just break the charts

by GhostBlood May 12, 2016

Radar Chart

A radar (or spider) chart is a chart that looks like shit. All the lines overlap and it's impossible to read. The only useful information ever provided by a radar chart is whether or not the person who made the chart is an asshole.

I spent 10 minutes looking at this radar chart, and by the time I gained a glimmer of useful information from it, I had a headache.

by RogerBarnes August 16, 2012

Chart Throb

1. A book written by Ben Elton
2. Someone in the music industry who is extremely attractive and smooth. Much like a heart throb but musical and famous

1. That Calvin guy in Chart throb was a dick!
2. Zac Effron *drool* what a chart throb.

by I have no name, again January 18, 2009

bristol stool chart

A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.

The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).

I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!

by castanza January 2, 2009

flip someone's chart

Meaning to physically flip a persons chart causing a disturbance or shift in emotion. The object being flipped is not limited to a chart but can also be a paper, an opinion, a human in a fight, or a finger. It can also be a metaphor alluding to the arousal of a man's private area. This term is commonly used by gang members (typically Bloods), Confederates, and overly dedicated baseball fans in a classroom setting but can also be used on the street.

Kim, if you and my man are fucking I will have no problem flipping your chart.

If I get one more low test score I'm gonna flip someone's chart.

by urbanconfederate99 May 9, 2017