totally charged

When the chemistry between two people is at an extreme high. Watch The OC season two when Seth and Summer nose graze.

"Did you guys kiss?"

"No, but it was like, totally charged"

by JD Ghetto May 1, 2005

tickle charged

to be charged with tickle, such that you are so ticklish virtually any form of touch will result in being tickled.

My gf got tickle charged!! I could touch her pretty much anywhere and she'd get tickled

by Dr. Dar March 3, 2009

pie charted

Definition 1:

pie charted
Adjective
a pie chart is a type of graph in which a circle is divided into sectors that each represent a proportion of the whole. You have been "pie charted" when a pie chart is used in conversation or in delivery of a presentation that makes absolutely no sense or provides absolutely no visual context or visual assistance with the communication.

Definition 2:

Pie Charted
Adjective

When a pie chart is used in delivery and the audience or receiving end of the communication has been pie charted. Except in very rare cases, pie charts are extremely bad at making data easier to understand.

Speaker:
*Slide Presentation* And in this slide we see the full pie chart of potential by region and demographic.

Michael:
What you're saying and what you're showing do not make any sense. You just pie charted me.

by BigNerdLolz April 4, 2016

charked

when one becomes so tan that they take on the color of charcoal.

"Damn, Hannah got charked at the beach yesterday."

"I forgot to put on sunscreen a couple days ago and now I'm looking a little charky."

by michaela234 June 22, 2011

chubby charmer

n. a breed of chubby chaser, but instead of actually *chasing* chubby people, chubby people chase them. They unintentionally have chubby people as boyfriends of girlfriends for whatever reasons.

Denise: Wow, Amanda has a third porker for a boyfriend? She must be a chubby charmer.

Adam: Word.

by chubsforgrubs October 25, 2010

Charged

Short for sexually charged. Also means horny, aroused, wet. Basically it means that someone is ready for sex or really wants to have sex, or want to masturbate.

"I'm all charged and ready to go!"
"I am so charged that I could just explode in my pants!"
"Dude, she was so charged, I couldn't get her off of me."

by beefood March 26, 2010

turd charmer

A turd charmer is one of a few highly trained members of a secret turd-charming sect that you can go to in India to deal with those stubborn turds one gets from time to time. When the turd charmer plays, the turd is animated and is summoned by the music of the flute.

It was months since I had last shat...I went to the best doctors money could buy. The doctors ran many tests on me, but finally concluded that current technology was not yet ready to handle my problem. Their analysis determined that my turd had been highly compacted under the immense pressure. It hardened to a degree it was 20x stronger than even carbon nanotubes. A general from Area 51 offered me a billion dollars if i'd let them research my turd, but I declined. Alas, there was nowhere to turd but the turd charmers of India. I was skeptical at first, but I took a place to Sri Lanka and walked through long stretches of desert until I at last came to one of the last remaining turd charmers. He made a deal--He would help me, but in return he got to keep my turd. I was reluctant at first, but i realized it was that or death. I bent over and he played his flute. I felt a rumbling from deep within my bowels, and i was terrified. My turd was animated by his amazing flute skills, it slowly emerged. The turd charmer was in a trance and did not notice the turd angrily staring at him. My turd turned it's direction towards me for a quick glance, then immediately set out into the sunset where it was never seen from or heard from again.

by Dark Lord of the Anus May 6, 2005