Charity Points 

When you turn in an assignment and get more points than you deserve because the teacher was acting nice or felt sorry for you.

Person 1: I got a C when I totally deserved an F on this assignment.

Person 2: Must've been those charity points man.

Charity Points by Telecaster June 6, 2017

charity case 

Someone you do a favor for out of pity.

An ugly poor girl who has no family or friends. She usually shows up at your door and begs for somewhere to stay cause no one else will have her.

She ends up trying to steal your identity and then comes back to seek revenge because you're more successful than she is.

Boyfriend: Don't let that charity case in the door. She'll ruin your reputation and try to mess with your life.

Girl: Uh oh, I felt bad for her. Too late.

charity case by nunyalj January 5, 2009

charity fuck 

under the broad definitons a charity fuck can also be mercy sex, or pity sex but in general its a situation where you are having sex cause there is not gracious way out of it or the recipient might actually benefit. kind of like sexual euthanizia.

gosh that was the most pathetic case of a charity fuck i have ever had to supply. but i dont want his death on my conscience...it was mercy sex and then some..

charity fuck by DaynaS March 21, 2008

Charity Work 

When you sleep with women so unattractive you are doing a service to not only them, but to the world.

Dude, that girl i banged last night was hideous. I have good karma now because I clearly did charity work.

Charity Work by Rj DD June 8, 2011

Charity Slut 

Someone who gives their money to multiple charity organizations and flaunts the fact that they do so

Ex. 1: Susan is such a charity slut, she's always bragging about her donations to make herself seem better than people.

Ex. 2: Charity sluts may be annoying, but there have to be some in the world. If everyone were as cynical as you, the charities would never get donations!

Charity Slut by DJ Tomtom October 18, 2011

Charity C 

When a teacher gives you a C just to keep you from failing

I barely passed chemistry. I added up my grades and it turns out I got a charity c.

Charity C by awmm January 21, 2020

charity sex 

1) When a person has sex with a really ugly person, to make the ugly person feel better.

2) Having sex with someone when you don't feel like it or with someone with whom you normally wouldn't have sex, for the benefit of that person.

3) Doing a solid for your homeboy or homegirl by having sex with the annoying friend of their intended target, to avoid said annoying friend from "killing the mood" and "wanting to go home." See also, "taking one for the team" or "wingman bang," or "jumping on a grenade."

4) Having sex with someone for money, which you intend to donate to a charitable cause.

5) Having sex with a girl named Charity.

1)
a. Hey, did you hear Don had sex with Jessica?
b. That girl is busted!
a. Charity Sex!

2)
a. Last week, I fucked the shit out of Helen Keller!
b. Charity Sex!

3)
a. Dude, thanks for getting that girl the hell out of there last night, she was such a cock block.
b. Charity Sex!

4)
a. I feel bad having all this sex for money. I think I'll donate it to cure cancer.
b. Charity Sex!

5)
a. Charity Sex!

charity sex by Rimshot Cognac August 22, 2011