capitard

Donald Trump, or one who subscribes to his political philosophy.

Holy shit! I just took a dump that wants to run for office, but that has little in the way of compassion, political experience, or any understanding of what it's like not to be a wealthy white male.

It's a fucking capitard!

by Anomyre May 9, 2016

Dark Charazard

The act of lighting your pubic hair on fire having sex with a girl/Boy in doggy and lighting her ass hair on fire.

Jim and Sarah got bored of their sex life so Jim gave Sarah a Dark Charazard

by Crazed Asian June 6, 2011

chavtard

General description of Britians emerging peasant class.

Combination of Chav and retard

The chavtards donned their Burberry hats and drove to the nearest Maccy Ds in their clapped out Vauxhaull Nova.

by Chavbasher December 20, 2004

Flaming Charizard

When a girl after eating buffalo wings, not wiping off the hot sauce sucks a dudes dick, leaving the dick covered in hot sauce.

Dude I got a Flaming Charizard last night, that shits intense.

by gaymaledickbead September 18, 2010

cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

Mexican Charzard

To light ones anus hairs on fire and rip a fat one, effectively becoming a human flamethrower.

“Hey did you hear about how Charlie did a Mexican charzard in Darrel’s basement last week, he caught his mom’s new drapes on fire.”

by Joe Mama 69,420 December 14, 2021

cartard

A driver who consistently makes poor decisions and unsafe maneuvers while operating a vehicle. Someone who lacks common sense and quick reaction time while driving. A bit different from a castard.

That cartard just turned left from the right lane.

by M. Worley September 12, 2009