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Cottage Cheese Ass

A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.
I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.
by Dr Debacle January 2, 2007
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cottage cheese thighs

When a female has thighs that resemble cottage cheese. Sometimes you can tell when overweight women wear spandex.
by dankenstein February 11, 2005
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Centayne

If you have had the chance to meet a Centayne, you should feel special. Centaynes are born to be wild and free but can easily be tamed if you have the right attitude. Be careful not to step out of line while being around a Centayne otherwsise you will hear all about it and feel the full force of thier raw strength. Centaynes can also be your best friend and will always be by your side if you allow it and help you out with your own battles with the famous "Butt Plug"
"Hey bud, you wanna hang out", "yeah sure, just with Centayne at the moment, come join us", "Na man, maybe another time"
by Mingle417 November 19, 2011
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Centaur Ass

The firm, protruding buttocks belonging to a very fit person, resembling the mythological half man, half horse. Usually used as a compliment.
Hey, did you see Michael? He's been working out, and definitely has a Centaur Ass now.
by Jessycakes January 24, 2012
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cottageing

British slang for the Homosexual Pursuit of procuring a sexual partner in a public toilet, the term comes from the architectural appearance of public toilets. A carrier bag is commonly used to disguise the feet of the recipient
of oral gratifacation giving the appearance to the casual observer of a bag containing a pair of size 9 cat boots placed by the inside of the cubicle door.

See Also: Glory Hole
Nigel was tired on Monday he and Colin had a tough Sunday Cottageing around the Lake District public lavatories
by Ralfy Boy January 27, 2006
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cottage cheesed

by Jadsnyc June 17, 2018
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cottagewhore

Someone who dresses with the cottagecore aesthetic but with some added spice. The girly has the usual interests of flowy skirts, anything feminine, frogs, picnics, flowers the usual cottagecore aesthetic but they a freak, they a baddie. Basically runaway princess but slutty.
Jessica: “Did you see what Emily knitted last night?”

Ashley: “Yeah, she’s such a cottagewhore!”

(Credit to my mom for making this term lmao)
by she_a_freak_she_a_baddie June 21, 2023
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