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The human centipede 

When a man and a woman or any combination there of, enter the"69" position and while in the act of mutual oral intercourse, both parties release bowels.

This sexual maneuver is a combination of the "blumpkin" and the "dirty munchkin"
I engaged in the human centipede last night with a girl I met at the bar. I think she ate corn.

Singing Centipede 

The act of taking a shit into a large sock, and then throwing it at a specimens window
Dave: Hey, fancy going to singing centipede that house over there?
Ben: Yeah lets do it!
Singing Centipede by P00nt4ng November 7, 2010

The Republican Centipede (Full Sequence) 

Man the way those faux reporters echo each other's lies and distortions, it's like they are like The Republican Centipede (Full Sequence) eating each other's shit.

human centipede management 

When the level of hierarchal management has gone beyond the stage of just arse kissing into the passing of shit straight from arse to mouth.
This place has become so sychophantic it's almost human centipede management

dirty centipede 

The act of fooling a liberal into sexual intercourse and at the moment of climax you yell out "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!" before hastily putting on your garments and "hauling ass" out of there.

"If I was just a young lad in college I might do this.. just so I could grab on real tight at the moment of climax and scream at the top of my lungs "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!".. and then throw my pants on and haul ass."
-sevarai
Johny fooled the liberal cuck into bed and gave her a dirty centipede.
dirty centipede by Notrlyapersonlol November 16, 2016

sex centipede 

Fucking a girl in the ass while also getting fucked in the ass. Ongoing cycle of assplay
I performed a sex centipede with my girlfriend and her mom last night! Then her friends came home and joined in!
sex centipede by PJ3372 September 24, 2020