A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie
by phil atio April 13, 2008
Get the how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?mug. by OliverSantts August 15, 2022
Get the Let me carve your waymug. by -slay- February 28, 2016
Get the banana carvemug. Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.
Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"
by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013
Get the Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon]mug. by Doseofshadi October 22, 2017
Get the Carve your pumpkinmug. A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.
by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020
Get the Carve someone a new Blowholemug. During the month of October, shaving a design in to your girlfriend's/wife's pubes while leaving the surrounding area completely bare.
by Kal-El 12 October 30, 2018
Get the carve the pumpkinmug.