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Carpet Bomb

When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.
My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.
by AirSupportIsClosingIn January 14, 2020
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Carpet Bombing

Carpet Bombing: Hey Carl, later tonight you wanna carpet bomb me.
by ARRRR PETER May 5, 2021
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Carpet Bomb

Mike's coital finishing move. Usually required an XL towel for cleanup afterwards.
She wanted me to carpet bomb her after Cruz took Iowa.
by AyeMoney October 6, 2016
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carpet bomb

Carpet bombing refers to the act of a man ejaculating from the top bunk of a bunk bed onto either the floor another person, such as a woman or another man
by Sbobby January 3, 2025
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Carpet Bombing

The run to the toilet while shitting yourself after a hot curry the previous evening.
Oh no I'm about to do some carpet Bombing!
by Owen smithers June 24, 2019
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