Carlson Evidence

Shocking or damning evidence that has to the potential to fundamentally affect an outcome, but that the holder can't ever show you.

"He argued he had Carlson evidence proving he did not steal the petty cash from his employer, that he had copies of it, and it would clear his name, but he could never show it to anyone because the only copy was lost."

by JG_in_SB October 30, 2020

Carlson

Really just a fat booty nigga who normally had dreads/twists normally nonchalant

Why Carlson fat booty ass so quiet today

by The woop descoop September 17, 2021

Carlson

A fat booty nigga who typically has twists/dreads pretty smart but the most nonchalant person you could meet

Carlson Big booty ass always quiet

by The woop descoop September 17, 2021

Carlson

a dashing young gentleman with a high charisma

also has a very nice taste in subway

carlson: i’m heading to subway, y’all want anything?
innocent bystander: veggie delight please
carlson: a man with class you are

by squelchnghh November 22, 2021

Carlson

The sexiest Filipino in the world! He is 6'5, Challenger in League, sexy as fuck, and can bench 280-290 on a bad day

Carlson mid gapped again?! Thats his 8th time! If only Ben could do that

by slightly_vexing November 23, 2021

CARLSON

6’1 darkskin dread head

Yo u see that nigga CARLSON he is so tall and has dreads and his @ on ig is @tfn.carlsonn

by Fortnite lover69 January 30, 2022

Carlson

Carl is that bitch that's addicted to nicotine and never really does work in school think shes cool and just generally hits on all the girls and is to high into his ego

person: Oh look,its carl,
Carlson: someone wanna hit my vape?

by Shrimpcunt March 5, 2020