Cardhoardia

A rare neurological medical condition--you can't bring just one deck of cards with you, you have to bring three.

Luckily, due to her cardhoardia, we had enough cards for everyone to play Kings on the Corners all at once.

by T+B January 2, 2011

cardboard catwalk

An ode to the 1980s style of breakdancing on a flaten piece of cardboard in the streets. The act of impressing a boy/girl by showcasing how well they can dance.

Dalton: Hey Luke, how the hell are you going to impress Kacie?

Luke: I think a stroll down the cardboard catwalk will do the trick.

Dalton: Okay, but your white so I'd stick to the acoustic guitar.

Luke: Oh please. I'm the blackest white person in Lafayette County.

by Stang July 8, 2011

cardoons

The Australian spelling and pronunciation of "Cartoons"

Sitting down watching cardoons with the kids

by iaintginvgyouapseudonym December 5, 2016

cardboardhydrates

Carbs found in low-quality processed foods that come in cardboard boxes; Little Debbie cakes.

Bro, if you want to get jacked, you’ve gotta up proteins and cut cardboardhydrates

by oldkingroamer August 12, 2019

Cardea

A Sarcastic Motherfucker who hate people and can be controversial

Cardea Likes WWE

by Malakai_Black February 5, 2022

Cardbordeux

A term to describe boxed wine when you just want to feel fancy.

"I'll fetch the Cardbordeux."

"That's not Merlot, that's just my finest Cardbordeux."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

Serial Carder

A serial carder is known to prey on virgins who are typically 'late' to lose their virginity. These girls are most often fresh out of high school and tend to be the last of their friends to be v-carded. The serial carder swoops in and tells these young girls anything and everything they want to hear in hopes of nailing a virgin. After swiping her v-card, the serial carder milks the situation to his advantage until the young girl is no longer young, at which point, he moves on to the next virgin.

Connie: OMG I finally had sex with Jarret! He told me he loves me! I think he might be the one!

Susie: Connie, your boyfriend is a serial carder. Not only is he going to dump you, but he already told me he wants to pop my cherry on prom night...

by SNICKAPIE January 24, 2010