Circus Cabbage

When somebody clowns around too much and isn't making sense when they talk.

Friend- "one day I got a loosey from the corner store, then called this girl over to give me a loosey"

You- "Your Clowning! Your Trash, and garbage is coming out your mouth! Your Circus Cabbage!

by LakeGeorgeThugs November 21, 2010

carcasum

This is when your classmate misspells sarcasum so now its such a person cuming and being sarcastic

I cant tell if thats carcasum

by Mrchunks May 4, 2021

nigger circus

A nigger circus is when a bunch of ridiculous things happen, usually a mockery of reality, in sports where the dominant race is African-American.

The term can also be applied outside of the sports world, such as in video games, politics, and common life scenarios.

Hey did you see the Superbowl? I heard they fumbled 5 times and returned right off the kick, what a silly nigger circus that was.

This house is turning into a nigger circus, put some fucking pants on Corey.

My life has become a nigger circus.

by 205 February 27, 2007

diabolical carousel

1. v. The act of putting Crisco on a stripper pole so that when the stripper attemps to spin or swing on it she flies off and breaks her arm, thereby allowing you ejaculate on her flailing, injured, helpless body.

2. n. The experience of said act.

E-Rock: "Did you hear about Iain and that 33 year old mother of two?"
Ja-Rizzle: "Shits yeah, son. I heard he's pretty traumatized."
E-Rock: "You know what would cheer him up? Going down to the club for a ride on the diabolical carousel!"

by Stampy October 26, 2005

X-mas carcass

The fate of the christ-mas tree: A once beloved, highly-adorned centerpiece of good-will, fellowship and seasonal cheer; chopped down, dragged out of the forest, temporarily sanctified then subsequently kicked unceremoniously to the curb, like a wasted carcass at a meat-packing plant.

Seasons finally over! Time to chuck the X-mas carcass to the curb...

by YAWA September 25, 2017

carcuterie

Charcuterie that is prepared and/or eaten inside of an automobile.

They were getting a little tipsy from wine tasting all day and decided to have some carcuterie before travelling to the next vineyard.

by @banastas December 17, 2011

Circus Clown Bend Around

When you have to preform complicated maneuvers in order to shave the pubic hairs of the rectum area that are hard to reach, but in the process end up looking like a fucking circus clown acrobatic nigger.

Last night Caeden had to shave his ass pubes because they kept blocking his poo, he had to pull a circus clown bend around.

by Slim Yim August 8, 2018