fappuccino 

Having your morning FAP while having your morning coffee.

How did you get to work on time so relaxed and awake?
Had a fappuccino.

fappuccino by 7ft3 August 31, 2013

Crappuccino 

The abrupt bowel movement that occurs after consuming coffee or coffee like beverages.

My morning latte was good, but now I have to take a massive crappuccino.

Crappuccino by redsparkle1 June 6, 2011

clappuccino 

when someone is so ugly and people you look at them and all you can say is “clappuccino”

see that bird over there mate she’s clappuccino

clappuccino by badge1111 December 14, 2021

Have a Cappuchino 

Stop cappin'

guy 1: yoo i got a fresh new whip. with luxury interiors and all that
guy 2: <_<
guy 1: wha..
guy 2: have a cappuchino for all that cappin'

Have a Cappuchino by EvilTrivago December 27, 2020

Wappuccino 

A very hot & frothy (wet-ass) pussy.

Hot foam, served grande, with a slightly bitter after-taste.

I took two sips from the furry cup and realised I was facing a wappuccino.

Wappuccino by King Nobstril November 18, 2020

Yappuccino 

When someone serving you up a whole lot of nothing. All they are doing is talking and you do not care.

Chris is giving this girl a yappuccino, chewing her ear right off

Yappuccino by Sebad February 27, 2022

Crappuccino 

A foamy hot coffee drink made with pre-packaged crystals, much like instant coffee, designed to be a quick substitute for the real thing but is laden with sugar and mass produced; however, it remains inexplicably overpriced.

Silverfox - "You're not going to drink that crappuccino with your breakfast this morning, are you?"
Silverbird - "I like crappuccinos occasionally. One every week or so hardly constitutes overconsumption of calories for my diet plan."

Crappuccino by Silverfoxo June 26, 2017