The Cap'n

Author of a pirate-themed webcomic, High Seas Hijinks.
Knows a lot about pirates.
No relation to Cap'n Crunch or Captain Planet, though these rumors persist.
Actual name unknown.

* The Cap'n gnaws on his arm.

by The Cap'n December 29, 2003

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Capnographer

An individual proficient in managing high acuity medical situations with an intuitive ability to assess end-tidal CO2 and visual skin turgor. The first level in a three tiered system involving (1) Capnographer (2) Master Capnographer (3) MCI Commandographer.

Upon intubating the patient the lead capnographer determined the patient had a low end tidal due to hyperventilation. Per capnographer "hyperventilation is likely from dehydration as suggested by the poor skin turgor noted on approach".

by A.D.LEE & Co. February 14, 2019

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Capnicity

The amount of cap someone is capping

The amount capnicity in the air right now is crazy

by J Swisher ❄️ November 16, 2020

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Cap'n Danders

The Dandelion King. Also reffered to as: T son, Peters, Skeeters or the big Shmee.

Fancies a nice round of golf and shredding it up on the slopes. Also enjoys spending time after class in the man hole.
Common activities include taking a stroll with a Bud and kickin it with a roll of dro.

Cap'n Danders: "Don't pack up, you have homework, page 563 number 1-6"
Kid: "Wtf Shmee, number one goes up to g!!"

"hey wanna hang after school?"
"sorry i cant i have to go talk to the Capn in the man hole"

"did you see that movie this weekend?"
"yeah it was such a Danders movie"

"i started drinkin a beer and then i stopped cause i didnt want to look man-preggers like Ice-T"

"dude, he looks like fuckin Shmee"

by Dr. Love ;) June 23, 2009

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