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Flux Capacitor Speak

Using lots of technical sounding jargon to make something sound more important or complicated than it really is. When in reality it makes no sense what so ever. But, IT SOUNS COOL!
"The collector and the timed switching device are incorporated in the nature of the bee-bees in brine. In conjunction with a magnetic field and the load, the flux capacitor uses the hierarchical structure of the cosmos as a timer! The trilamination of the tiny spheres with selected metals and their subjection to a magnetic field and current (sustained by the load) destabilizes the orderliness of the proton, the heavier atom and the "tissue" of individual layers of metal. The matter then seeks to re-establish itself in the fractal set." Flux Capacitor Speak
by The Mad Hatter Lives January 16, 2009
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Lewis capaldi

An amazing singer who never fails to put us in the feels! He has brought out songs such as ; someone you loved, fade, grace, lost on you, tough, bruises and many more! He is literally perfect ohmydAys
Bro 1: “bro, did you hear Lewis capaldis new song?”
Bro 2: “bro, yes I was in TeArS”

Bro 3: “pussy ass bitches” — bro 3 doesn’t understand Lewis capaldis amazing songs because he’s that one person in life who hasn’t witnessed good music
by jessattackinghermates February 22, 2019
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Capaneese

Someone whom speakith the false truth
Bartholomew: Aye yo I got head from the principle
Charlemagne: Nah this dude be speakin capaneese
*Bartholomew and Charlemagne both then proceed to kiss*
by iLoveMennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 22, 2020
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Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.
i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.
by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009
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Capalert

A good place to find a bunch of christian fundamentalist/right-wing retards for fun and profit. Rumour says they also do film reviews. (and funny ones!)
Capalert craap-alert!
by Zhou Fang August 17, 2003
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Capants

Pants for a male that exceed shorts but falls short of the lenfth of; pants, high waters. (Also see: manpris.)
"This guy smoked a Ja'Blunt and got so high he shit his capants."

-Starfox
by sevenyearnightmare October 28, 2013
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Caparezza

Caparezza is an italian rapper, born in Molfetta (Italy), in the southern region of Apulia, debuted in 1997 at the Sanremo Festival under the name Mikimix.

Caparezza’s mother was a teacher and his father was a worker and former musician, so Michele started playing music as a child. He studied accounting, although he dreamed of writing comics. After completing High School, Michele began to work in advertising, and won a scholarship for the Academy of Media and Journalism in Milan. However, he soon decided to leave the advertising world to fully devote himself to music.

The music of Caparezza is predominately described as hip hop, but has a diverse and unique sound. Allmusic writer Mariano Prunes describes Caparezza as "defying classification with his fascinating cross-contamination of styles". He describes the music of Le Dimensioni del Mio Caos as rap and heavy metal. Caparezza's lyrics focus on subjects such as personal honesty and the hypocrisy of the music industry.

Caparezza is highly influenced by Frank Zappa, whom Caparezza considers his "mentor". Caparezza criticizes society and politics with sharp irony in contexts which are often fantastic and unreal. Caparezza's lyrics include unusual metaphors, and references to movies, comics, commercials, TV broadcasting, classic writers, other musicians. Many of these metaphors are subtle and thus difficult to identify or fully understand. Is considered one of the best singers in the hystory of music.
"Caparezza non mi piace perché è troppo politico".
by The sad Alighieri December 15, 2018
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