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Capello

A system of football management that whilst playing in the 21st century, insists on a line-up from the 1980's
No worries guys, we have a capello line-up, we will only loose by 3 goals....and the upside....I still get paid no matter the result....(see bankers bonuses)
by Vic Wintergreen June 30, 2010
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Fabio Capello

1. An Italian football (soccer) manager which the England National Football Team hired to manage/coach the squad.

2. Can't speak English. At all. Max 100 words.

3. No player is willing to purchase Rosetta Stone for him.

4. When he is done incoherently rambling, Frank Lampard usually takes the squad out and tries his best to coach them. Then they go out for beer and leave Rooney behind because nobody likes Rooney.
Fabio Capello: Ehhhh........ Ehhhhhh.......... you Ehhhh.......... you kick de ehhhh.... Ball? Ehh.......... into .......Goal.

Frank Lampard: Alright, none of us understood what he said, so I'll try me best to manage the squad. Uhh.. let's scrimmage, play a 3-4-3 with this group and ehh.. 4-3-3 over here. Go.

John Terry: Or..... we could go to the pub grab some beers heh lads?

Lampsy: Sounds good to me.

Wayne Rooney: Can I come, lads?

Lampsy & JT: No. Nobody cares for you.

Wayne: *goes to cry in corner*
by RetroGamesAreBetter November 14, 2011
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Camelot

NOT “Came A Lot”
Camelot is a song by gangsta rapper “NLE Choppa” (best known for his horrendous performance at Jake Paul vs Aneson Gib.) Camelot is a deep, emotional track that truly reflects the struggles of a 16-year-old gangsta like NLE himself. Camelot is often referred to by Cole Patreau as “The Lobster Song.” Actually, that’s mathematically infactual. That common slip up is due to the line “I be swimming with the sharks, lil nigga, you a lobster.” Which is in the song by NLE Choppa. Amen
Aiden: “Aye bro wanna listen to some of that good good Camelot”
Cole: “Bro why would I want to cum a lot in the past tense?”
Aiden: “No bro... CAM-EH-LOT”
Cole: “Oh yea isn’t that the Lobster song?”
Aiden: “No Cole, you idiot.”
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cabelo

gosto de ver o cabelo comprido. - i like to see long hair.
by maria lizette September 8, 2003
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capalot

It's Polo G, an nickname for Polo G, Polo G the Chicago rapper.
My name is Capalot,
What's up Capalot?
by wloveand January 10, 2021
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camelot

you're all wrong camelot is 3 things
1.the castle,village, &castle yards where king arthur ficticiously lived with his knights of the round table
2 .a bad broadway musical
3.what they called when jfk was in office because america seemd almost perfect until he got shot similar to the story of camelot
1. king arthur ruled in camelot and seved justice to all with his knights
2.i went and saw camelot at the bendum theater
3.jfk was in his own little camelot
by Pooky May 13, 2005
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CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM

When your IMing someone, and they ask you something really personal, and you've accidentally left CAPSLOCK on, therefor they don't believe your taking the conversation seriously.
"Man, Jake just asked me if I liked him, but I accidentally had capslock on and said OF COURSE"

"Oh..CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM.. thats slightly embarrasing."

"Yeah.."
by RubyMae October 19, 2008
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