Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.
I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.
by Bluntzie September 19, 2023
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Cannoli sex act

When two men dock and one cums they make sure the jizz goes into the others urethra.then the second man cums both loads of jizz while still docking
Tim and Edward docked together last night,Tim jizzed in Edward’s breading and then Edward proceeded to jizz after.creating a cannoli sex act
by ThePaintSquad May 10, 2024
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Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
by younerd July 24, 2023
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Tallahassee Cannoli

The byproduct of the torsional stretching of the gland’s, caused by overstressed hemorrhoids
Dude when I went to take a shit, I accidentally left a Tallahassee cannoli in my grandma’s toilet
by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022
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A Cannoli

When a girl pulls a guys uncircumcised penis’s foreskin forward before ejaculation to capture the cum.
by November 12, 2021
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A cannoli

When a girl pulls a guys uncircumcised penis’s foreskin before ejaculation to capture the cum.
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redneck cannoli

What people raised in the South or Midwest call a Twix bar
I can’t believe that house is handing out redneck cannolis again for Halloween.
by Gator Evan November 03, 2023
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