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stolen cannoli

The stolen cannoli. It's when you roofie a dude, suck his dick, and spit into a specimen cup to check if he's the baby daddy.
Bro your sister totally stolen cannolied me at the bar last night.
by Prick wicke March 19, 2024
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cannolis

“ why you fingerin me rabbits cannolis”
by ngsjtsjfsutsitsjtsjtz March 13, 2020
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Spicy Cannoli

When someone eats Taco Bell and their ass is burning the next day, and someone gives them a creampie
We ate Taco Bell yesterday so I finally get to give my girlfriend a Spicy Cannoli
by JayMaysta December 8, 2021
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Dirty cannoli

Filling a persons vagina or belly button with shit making them stuffed like a chocolatey cannoli
“I heard jim gave your mom a Dirty cannoli last nightuncle Charlie
by Throbbing hood 69 May 27, 2025
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Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
by younerd July 24, 2023
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redneck cannoli

What people raised in the South or Midwest call a Twix bar
I can’t believe that house is handing out redneck cannolis again for Halloween.
by Gator Evan November 2, 2023
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Nicolie-Cannoli

An individual, preferably female, that does a wide variety of drugs, who exposes themselves to a wide variety of men or women, has no shame in wrecking long time relationships, quickly jumps to her next "victim" and nonchalantly moves on.
Brice:Hey larry why dontcha stay fer the party ayy? Larry: Thanks for the offer Brice, but i gotta get tf outta here, Nicolie-Cannoli is in the next room over, and i dont cheat i dont want my wife thinking.... Brice: Ohhhh, i gotcha. Go head man get home before divorce papers are on the kitchen table.
by Galaxyzbeyond101 May 7, 2019
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