A bitch who gives a calendar to everyone for every Christmas, birthday, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, anniversary etc. And doesn't give a shit. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.
GUY:''What the fuck is this present,it's a calendar''
*sharkieshas calendar*
COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''
*sharkieshas calendar*
COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''
by joeytrib456 December 21, 2013
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When someone is a perfectionist with the exact dates and times of everything and when you try to arrange a different time for something they will have a fit an complain that once its in the calendar, it cant be changed.
Lisa: Hey Jess, I cant have that brunch with you a family thing has come up and I really cant miss it.
Jess: What are you saying?
Lisa: I saying that we will have to re schedule.
Jess: But I wrote it in my calendar, my phone and my diary and it took me super long to plan this!
Lisa: Bye Jess.
*HANGS UP PHONE*
Lisa: That girl needs help with all her calendering
Jess: What are you saying?
Lisa: I saying that we will have to re schedule.
Jess: But I wrote it in my calendar, my phone and my diary and it took me super long to plan this!
Lisa: Bye Jess.
*HANGS UP PHONE*
Lisa: That girl needs help with all her calendering
by Pipsqueak101 January 13, 2019
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by Asok_G December 26, 2005
Get the calendar girl mug.a calender could be in physical or mental form, but ultimatly defines a system of time parsioned into different sectors.
by Anonymous August 14, 2003
Get the calender mug.A band from Manchester New Hampshire. They rock hella hard. Group members include Drew Young, Brian Perry, Joel Pastuszak, John Roberge, and Pat McDonald. They pretty much pwn paramore's ass. They're all super nice, and all really cute.
person one: dude did you see cavender the other night? they were fucking awesome!
person two: yeahh i know! i can't wait to see them again! maybe we can hang out with them after the show too!
person two: yeahh i know! i can't wait to see them again! maybe we can hang out with them after the show too!
by ilovecavender August 5, 2008
Get the Cavender mug.The freaking greatest Super villain in all of DC universe. He is over weight, bald, and greasy. Enjoys doing things on special days like Christmas. Has the special ability to know what day it is without looking at calendar. Doesn't really have any powers but can tell what day it is better than almost anyone.
Robin : Holy Spirit Batman all the villains have escaped
Batman : What about Calendarman?
Robin : No, it's not a holiday yet.
Batman : What about Calendarman?
Robin : No, it's not a holiday yet.
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