Yung calculator
A little simp kid that is mentally challenged and will never get noticed by a girl in his life except for his relatives.
Yung calculator by Destroy January 11, 2020
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The Calculator
When your are having in intercourse with a woman and you stick a calculator in her vagina and do an equation on that calculator
The Calculator by <Anon_Anon> May 29, 2011
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Meat Calculator
An unintuitive, emotionally unfeeling, narcissistic, delusional, socially retarded species of sub-humans whose sole purpose of existence is to whimsically jump on the bandwagon of the latest unusual subculture to the next latest unusual subculture; due primarily to their ultimate lack of identity, all while living off of social security, and or their parents, trying to convince people that taste in art is objective, and playing ungodly amounts of Minecraft.
Meat Calculator by Andrew Carnegie Schopenhauer October 2, 2012
Rice Calculator
A term of endearment towards any Chinese person, but primarily those who come to U.S. universities and achieve 4.0's purely to make their family proud.
While many consider "rice calculator" to be an insult, they tend to agree that it's normally a truthful statement.
While many consider "rice calculator" to be an insult, they tend to agree that it's normally a truthful statement.
Person 1: "Hey, you know that group of Chinese kids from class that always get perfect test scores?"
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "Why do they always speak in Mandarin and only hang out with the other chinks?"
Person 2: "Idk man, that's just what Rice Calculators do"
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "Why do they always speak in Mandarin and only hang out with the other chinks?"
Person 2: "Idk man, that's just what Rice Calculators do"
Rice Calculator by AlohaSnackbarMaga May 31, 2018
love calculator
A love calculator calculates the chance that you and whoever's name you decide to put in the calculator, chance of working out. Got to lovecalculator.com to check it our for yourself.
The love calculator seems to think i have 0% chance of working out with Johnny Depp or Ashton Kutcher. I think it's the real deal.
love calculator by Desiree1990 September 21, 2008
Ten pound calculator
A laptop computer that has no general use, due to a broken wireless card, gaming card, etc..., and the only feature still in use...is the calculator.
Ten pound calculator by Mto93 November 21, 2007
golden calculator
BRENT:whoa i cant believe yesterday i was a prude
ZACK: why not?
BRENT: because i just got all golden calculator with that chick
ZACK: lucky
ZACK: why not?
BRENT: because i just got all golden calculator with that chick
ZACK: lucky
golden calculator by ohhhhhdang January 20, 2011