plowing cake

The act of putting the pussy in a coma with one's penis

Bro #1: "Did you tap that last night?"
Bro #2: "Yeah, I was plowing cake all night."

by theprehnmantis October 30, 2010

Leftover Cake

1. The money that is left AFTER the bills are paid; Excess cash flow. Profits.
2. To be in possession of more money than expected. Extra paper.

1. Back in '03, I could barely pay the bills - let alone feed my kids! But ever since I started hustlin, I got all this leftover cake.
2. I pretty much burned my paycheck last night at the strip club, but when I woke up this morning I found some leftover cake in my piggy bank. Time for Round 2!

by WAMPster January 13, 2010

Muffin-caked

When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.

“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.

by TrishaE September 27, 2019

winkin pink brownie cake

when you eat someones ass hole out while they are pooping

your moms winkin pink brownie cake is delicious

by herb villified May 6, 2009

I'd rather have cake

This is sometimes used among the asexual community expressing that some on the ace spectrum would rather have cake over sex. Choosing to have both have cake and eat it too.

Random person: want to do it
The asexual: nah I'd rather have cake.

by I like cake🏳️‍🌈👩🏻💜🍰 June 5, 2021

Munge-cake

An individual who lacks foreign heritage and lives in Canada. Munge-cakes or "munges" tend to do things such as eat kraft dinner, constantly apply sun tan lotion and dip his/her grilled cheese in ketchup. This term of slang is most commonly used by those of Italian descent.

Person: "Hey Joe, want a panzerotti?"
Joe: "What is a panzerotti?"
Person: "You are such a munge-cake!"

by The contributer July 11, 2011

Tittle Cake

a small, delicious, and utterly irresistible block of congealed diacritical marks.

comes from a scrumptious combination of the words "tittle" (the dot over an 'i' or 'j') and "cake" (delicious)

it is often used because of how inappropriate and funny it sounds when in reality it is simply a fun thing to say to friends.

1. "A tittle cake always has 3 candles"

2. "Hey, guess what."
"What?"
"Tittle cake."
"Haha!"

by fourthcandle March 19, 2009