Painted the Cadillac

Having explosive diarrhea in the handicap stall of a men's room.

I guess the hot peppers didn't agree with me I just painted the Cadillac.

by habanjero July 10, 2021

Pink Cadillac

An especially nice/hot pussy.

"Yo bitch I'm looking to go for a ride in that pink Cadillac."

by nockulous December 7, 2007

Two-Shoe Cadillac

When you either don't have a car or your car is broke down, you're driving the Two Shoe Cadillac.

I'm out of gas and I can't get any of my homies on the cell, so I guess I'm driving the Two-Shoe Cadillac.

by crazybob541 January 6, 2014

cardell

an awesome lay. best looking guy you've ever met. loyal, friendly, true, faithful. great in the sack. very well endowed.

cardell is awesome

by tamisha henry February 5, 2010

Cadillac

The best one of a group of the things

"The handicapped stall is the cadillac of the bathroom stalls."

by "Rerun" May 18, 2007

Cabell

the fucking coolest person ever to walk this earth. he goes to meetings and sees the worlds most interesting man, the geico gheco, and jesus, you can't fit enough awesome into any other human being his awesome capacity is record setting.

that dude is such a cabell i am jealous

by Lauren G kkkkkkk September 27, 2010

Cadillac SRX

The best American-made luxury crossover you can buy. Definitely surpasses the Lexus RX in style and function. It has everything you could possibly want on a luxury crossover. It has a pop-up navigation screen, tri-zone climate control, a panoramic sunroof, driver information center, and the softest leather you can ever have the pleasure to feel. It is often referred to as the car that brought Cadillac into the sportier, and more spacious part of the market. It could even compete with Mercedes-Benz. Not everyone can get to say that they drive a Cadillac, so SHOW IT OFF!

John: Sweety, do you like your new Cadillac SRX?

Jane: I love it, honey! All my friends are sooo envious! They wish the never got their Mercedes!

by IJM1996 June 28, 2012