cactus

A green plant that is shy. If you attemp to hug it you'll have tons of needles in you, they're extremely dangerous and overprotective of their water.

That cactus shanked me

by SUMFURRYTHING June 26, 2016

cachifa

(Maid) Venezuelan word for maid or women that work in house cleaning

La cachifa me está lavando la ropa

by George Flushing October 17, 2007

Cactapuss

When a girl's pubic region is between groomings (i.e. shaving/waxing) and the hair begins to grow back, it is typically short, coarse and prickly, like a cactus.

During that phase, she can be said to have a "cactapuss", also can be referred to as a 'cactapussy'.

"I need to make a waxing appointment to take care of this cactupuss"

"I can't fool around with Tom tonight, I gots a bad case o' cactapussy"

"Cletus, get your bitch ass over here and water my cactapuss"

by Ti-Hans March 31, 2009

cactipholiac

Getting off to a cactus

My friend is a cactipholiac.. any time he sees a cactus he gets off to it on spot

by Sircapalot6 January 22, 2021

Cactus Crotch

The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.

I am always itching my private regions whenever I get cactus crotch. I generally get funny looks in public when I do so, and I like to wear sweatpants when I have the infirmity.

by Myagooshki March 7, 2011

cactus ram

V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina or anal cavity.

"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."

"Toussaint L'Overture cactus rammed the whole of Paris in one glorious afternoon."

"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"

by Theodore X. Johnson September 27, 2011

Cactus Day

To get a whole week of errands done in one single day, while high.

Dude! I had such a cactus day today! Got so much shit done and still had time to go for a skate, a surf, a sesh and a good half an hour of FIFA...

by Sucredoyouplay January 19, 2014