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Cummer

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A street in Toronto, Ontario running from Yonge St. to Leslie St. between Finch and Steeles.
The 42 goes along Cummer.
by mista conspiracy July 27, 2005
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multi cummer

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A guy who can shoot his load multiple times when fucking.
My boyfriend is such a multi cummer. Last night he jizzed 4 times in my ass!
by 0374857384 October 15, 2011
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cummerbund

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A sash worn at the waist in formal events.For use with a tuxedo. Inadvertently sounds silly as hell, too
Dood 1 : LOL that guy looks tight as fuck in his periwinkle cummerbund!

Dood 2 : Yeah he does!
by Vasher00 May 12, 2007
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Cummemerate: When you appear to show respect during a ceremony, but can't rest playing with yourself.
Enjoy the ceremony?
umm...i was cummemerating, sorry. its a habit.

Cummemerate. its respectful
by jansfkjn January 22, 2014
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cumedy

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synonym for porn comedy, erotic/sexual comedy, porn parody;
pornographic genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect
What is this, a cumedy clip? This porn is supposed to turn me on but it's too hilarious.
by BamJamSam October 26, 2019
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Nagihoe Cumaeda

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He's a nagihoe for hajime thats all you need to know
Nagihoe Cumaeda legit said "arent you gonna feed me hajime?" GAYYYE BFF W HGVS WHW DC UR SIH KG S OF SV HTC W
by kamudai April 21, 2021
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Guaranteed Cummer

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A person (usually a man) who succeeds in busting a nut, 100% of the time when he engages in sexual activity. This is a term of high regard, and connotes that one has the sexual prowess to effectively release their load 100% of the time during sexual relations. Also known by the acronym GC'er.
Hey Kristen, I'd love for you to meet my friend, he's a great guy, a real mensch. Like all of the stallions who I call my wingmen, he is a Guaranteed Cummer.

What do you mean a Guaranteed Cummer?

Oh, he cums every time, 100% of the time!
by El Don Parchador January 4, 2011
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