Cry in your oatmeal.

Used when someone won't stop complaining. Should be repeated in an aggressive tone if the person responds.

Person 1: Man, this weather is really something. I can't stand all this rain.

Person 2: Cry in your oatmeal.

Person 1: What?

Person: CRY IN YOUR OATMEAL!!

by JWN in the LOU April 2, 2011

cry-laugh

When you are laughing so hard that your eyes start to tear.

Diane told a hilarious joke and courtney started cry-laughing!

by Lorraineee March 15, 2009

cry uncle

Cry Uncle is to ask for mercy or an act of surrender

She was nagging his boyfriend until he cried uncle (cry uncle)
Also similar to tapping in a fight when you are down

by Younghusband October 2, 2013

cry more

A common phrase used in online games when someone is getting owned, and they bitch about it.

N00b: WTF THAT'S BS.. YOU LAGGY PIECE OF SHIT

Pwnstar: Cry more, n00b.

by Kylowned August 15, 2006

Cry-wank

When you're in a state of woe matched only by your state of arousal and there's only one thing you can do. Such as when you've been split up from a hottie for reasons beyond your - or their - control.

She's gone, but it could never be. A cry-wank's all that's left for me.

by causticSodaKitten May 17, 2017

Cry wank

When you're a sad fuck and horny at the same time

Mike: god i wanna kill mah self
Tyler: why don't you just cry wank
Mike: *proceeds to kill himself*

by Sad fuck March 25, 2020

cry-graine

Crying deeply and for long periods of time, coupled with both the physical and mental stresses involved, which leads to painful headaches or even migraines

I hate watching sad movies, because they always leave me with cry-graines.

by KAT12974 July 21, 2011