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back cracked

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Back Cracking is to have rough sex that disorients the person or gives them extreme pleasure.

To have your back cracked is to have rough sex.
She had her back cracked last night and won't be able to come to work today. ( She got some bomb dick that fucked her up so good she can't even work today)
by MSBN July 18, 2016
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cracked my head open

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quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.
Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?

Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN

NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
by crocodileyeast July 29, 2010
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boss cocked

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1) During his Super Bowl performance, Bruce Springsteen, or the Boss, slid down the stage on is knees and his crotch ran right into a camera that was filming him. So from the perspective of living rooms across America, we were all Boss Cocked.
Guy: Did you see how Bruce Springsteen ran into that camera guy during his Super Bowl performance?

Guy2: Yeah, that camera guy totally got boss cocked.
by bleblah February 4, 2009
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cracked out

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someone with intense focus and skill in a video game on the drug Adderall
by solicitify November 14, 2018
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When one has sexual intercourse with a partner or partners
Chrissie cracked open and cleaned out that tute from Bay Ridge on the love sack last night.
by 1/4PotatoMonkey April 9, 2020
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Shit-cocked

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A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.
Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.
by JohnCap May 17, 2006
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Quarter-Cocked

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(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.
Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?

Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!

Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!

Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.

Guy two: Ok.
by Chattom, E August 30, 2007
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