crayon crew

Basically just a term for insulting, means the person you are insulting is retarded or just slow.

"Look, here comes the crayon crew!"

by Steven May 13, 2005

dookie crayon

Function: to describe the effects of feces leaving a toilet. In most cases, used as a simile.

1: marks left from a large turd while flushing a toilet.
2: the turd is the writing utensil while the white porcelain bowl is the canvas.

"Have you seen the women's restroom toilet? That huge turd must have stood up on end and scribbled on the bowl like a dookie crayon. It must not have been able to swim. It looks like it spelled out S.O.S."

by handshakedrugs June 30, 2004

crayon box

A house where a group of peoples congregate to use and/or buy drugs.

James went to the crayon box to turn bread to toast.

by gram stacker October 18, 2008

Bum crayon

When you've been to the toilet no matter how much you wipe there is still poo there

OMG i've been wiping for 20 mins and this bum crayon is not going anywhere!!

by crazy co-op lady September 25, 2009

road crayon

A sport motorcycle rider.
(See squid)

Bob: Did you see how fast that guy was going?
Tim: Yeah. He'd make a nice road crayon.

by Tilt The Horizon August 25, 2005

Purple Crayon

Another name for a black guys penis. Comes from the fact that some black men's penises are so dark they appear purple in color.

Man Alexa can get enough of those purple crayons, what a hoe!!

by Daryl The Sterile December 6, 2010

Pink Crayon

A dog's penis.

Eww, check it out, my dog's pink crayon is out!

by SoGGyCupCaKeS November 9, 2009