courtesy flush

Flushing the toilet at the exact moment of a smelly bowel movement hitting the water as to minimize lingering oders that may eminate off the perpatrating poo. Keeping the bowl poo free will keep the bathroom odor to a minimum.

Courtesy Flush after releasing a smelly chocolate hostage

by Poo Man Choo February 24, 2007

courtesy cough

Something that you do when you need to fart in a public place, and you know it's gonna be a loud one.

My Courtesy cough covered the noise, but there was no way i could cover the smell =D

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

courtesy spit

when you spit on your on the other persons genitals, mouth or anus to provide lubrication

i gave her a courtesy spit her pounine wouldn't burn up.

by akirafire June 27, 2008

courtesy date

when a girl agrees to go on a date with a guy because she doesn't have the heart to tell him no.

>Person A likes person B
>Person A asks person B out on a date
>Person B accepts invitation and gives person A a courtesy date, but has no intention of starting a relationship with person A

by phil549 July 15, 2011

Courtesy Approve

On Facebook, when you receive a request from someone who you see has several mutual friends, but you know that you have never met them and don't really want to approve their friend request, but you do anyway to avoid looking like an asshole/bitch, this is considered a courtesy approve.

I had to courtesy approve her friend request so I wouldn't look like a dick. She's friends with Monica and I can't be havin Monica thinkin I'm a dick, cause she gonna be my baby momma one day. Gnome Sayin?

by Paddywack January 10, 2011

courtesy gallon

That extra ~1 gallon a car really has when the low-fuel light shows up on a car's dash. You think you're totally out of fuel but you actually have another gallon to go....it's a courtesy gallon!

I have been driving on this courtesy gallon for a little too long; I should probably go to the gas station.

I was afraid about breaking down on the road but remembered I still had my courtesy gallon!

by colinstu May 7, 2011

Courtesy Noises

Giving "covering fire" for someone using the restroom in public places. Also can be an accident by unknowing patrons, such as sinks, air dryers and flushing toilets. Ultimate sign of friendship when done on purpose

I am having liquid ass fire in taco bell, luckily the air dryer has a long run time giving me courtesy noises

by gasshole October 26, 2011