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Court fucking

Where a naked man and woman run down onto a basketball court and have sex on it most often during a game.
John and Kathy are court fucking.
by Deep blue 2012 August 1, 2010
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Court Jew

1. Historically, a Jew hired by European royalty and nobility to do their dirty work in exchange for social privileges. When the people would become discontent, the Court Jew would be blamed for the problems of the monarchy, and by extension, the Jewish people as a whole would be blamed and thrown to the wolves so that the royalty could live to oppress its subjects another day.

2. In modern terms, a Jew who similarly collaborates with the socioeconomic elite in hopes of gaining special privileges, who is ultimately used as a scapegoat whenever things start going wrong.
by Catty McGee October 24, 2018
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court-sport

a large breasted mamal. extremely goofy. an idiot. fun. slightly retarded (more than slightyly) a great friend
man-court sport wat the hell are you doing?

cp- being a goofy, idiot, fun, retarded friend what the hell do you think?

man- shut the flip up *turkey slaps court-sport*

nun-amen
by Hannah.Bdog April 8, 2007
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court man

A man that likes to play with basketball courts
MOM: "Hi"
YOU:" you're such a court man"
by the hamburgaluurr December 31, 2018
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court-pits

The kind of armpit sweat that accumulates whilst waiting for your murder case to be called in a court of law
"Man I almost got the court-pits in there, another minute and I would have cracked"
by TheMüller January 15, 2019
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Court Nodder

Noun. A person who falls asleep in court while sitting at the table in front of the judge while their lawyer is pleading their case in open court. Sometimes it is more than one person, which some are in the court audience who nod off and fall on the person sitting next to them or hit their head on the seat in front of them.

The Court Nodder typically goes on a drug binge for days before their court hearing because they think they will have to go to jail or prison. The condition is typically brought on by using meth and staying up for days or using opiates and nodding off during your court proceeding.
Judge: What was that noise?
District Attorney: Your honor, we have a Court Nodder in the third row that hit the floor.
Judge: Bailiff, See if you can wake them up and arrest them for disrupting my court or call EMS if you cannot.
by Free The Egg February 27, 2019
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court me love

Hey, John, court me love!
by Krkič June 18, 2020
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