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counter-strike

An online multiplayer game that is addictive as crack to the average nerd.
My friend Joseph likes counter-strike more than women because he has no life.
by 0mG U 1Os3R I knoW u HacK August 10, 2004
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Counter Strike

Very addicting FPS that can be fun for hours. Easy to learn how to play and hardly ever gets boring
Damn I've played Counter Strike for 6 hours straight and I'm still havin fun
by SpunCrazyB July 8, 2003
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bean counter

slang derrogatory term used in referring to accountants.
i would hate to be a bean counter for a living. i would rather be poor and have a personality.
by RJ April 13, 2003
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mole at the counter

Precisely the same as turtle's head. To be in need of an imminent dump.
I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a mole at the counter and he isn;t going to wait!
by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004
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lunch counter

Usually at the end of a strip show.

The dancer squats down at the edge of a stage and the patrons pay a small fee (usually 4 bits) to get to lick her snatch.
"I'm going down to 612 Warf Avenue in hopes of finding the ol' Lunch Counter."
by Lord Jezo February 3, 2005
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counter strike

more addicting than crack. i hate it i love it. i love to hate it.
by martha March 31, 2003
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Counter shit

When you're in a communal toilet or using the toilet directly after someone else and there is a powerful aroma of turd.

The only way in which to overcome the smell, where holding your breath is not an option, is to perform a counter shit to overpower the fumes of the rival excrement with your own scent which, conversely, is rather enjoyable.
The other day I went for a piss in the hungry horse and I thought I was going to chunder - someone had clearly just laid a massive log in cubicle 2 which left a putrid stench so I had to do a counter shit.
by sd999 May 14, 2015
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