Paddy Connolly

Loves Maisey

Paddy Connolly Absolutley Loves Maisey

by User2345869 April 26, 2022

controller hog

A person who plays a game system (Wii, XBox, Play Station, etc.) all day and won't let anyone else play. Therefore they are hogging the controller. Like a ball hog hogs a ball.

My brother's been playing Modern Warfare 2 ALL day. What a controller hog.

by victimofcontrollerhogs March 23, 2010

cock controlled

Equivalent to pussy whipped, but with gender roles reversed.

Girl No. 1: So what are you doing this weekend.

Girl No. 2: I'm going to the monster truck show with my man.

Girl No. 1: OMG you are SOOOOO cock controlled!

by GodintheBox September 24, 2011

Fat controller

A very cross man who controls creepy trains with faces.

“The Fat Controller was very cross.”

“Rubbish!” He shouted.

by p33_p33_69 October 24, 2019

please reconnect controller

that annoying message you get on wireless controllers and broken wired controllers

Guy:
Holy shit, I'm gonna fc TFFAF.

Xbox 360:
Please reconnect controller

Guy reconnects controller in anger.

*Sound of missed note*
Noooooo.....

by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome October 2, 2010

grape juice controller

Everyone has that one Xbox/PlayStation/Wii controller that has an excessively sticky button(s) because an idiot friend or obnoxious sibling spilled a sticky beverage upon the controller (usually grape juice).

Aw man! I have to use the Grape Juice Controller!

by YungTim January 8, 2012

Controller thrower

A phenomenon where in a person (usually a male ages 12-49) will chuck a controller out of frustration, temporarily believing the controller to be an animate object capable of feelin pain.....

Anthony: "WHY DOES JOHN ALWAYS BEAT ME AT MORTAL KOMBAT VS DC...WHY"

::Hurls controller::

John: "Dude.....quit being a controller thrower, it's not like you're goin to teach it a lesson..it's a controller"

by NipTuckJohnny March 31, 2009