Jay: Oh I wouldn't disrespect him if I were you
Morris: Why the fuck not ?!
Jay: He's a connected cunt
Morris: Why the fuck not ?!
Jay: He's a connected cunt
by DrCuntface March 25, 2010
When your interent and or console connection(for online), is very slow or not working as it should be.
Joe: Yeah, why weren't you on the xbox yesterday?
Steve: Well,my computer decided to give me a black connection. So I couldn't play.
Joe: Aww, that sucks.
Steve: Well,my computer decided to give me a black connection. So I couldn't play.
Joe: Aww, that sucks.
by 69 Man 69 May 05, 2010
A Dyson connection is basically 50 signal strength with a 3 download and a 3 upload. Your bullets will not connect on any online game etc: Call of duty, League of Legends and others. This will make you very very mad so be prepared you may have to buy several controls.
Things dyson connection would say famous saying.
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets
#2 Hes Such a Warrior
#3 Your all connection
#4 He killed me round a corner
#5 UPC Internet
#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem
#1 I Just took me like 10 bullets
#2 Hes Such a Warrior
#3 Your all connection
#4 He killed me round a corner
#5 UPC Internet
#6 Someone is clearly sat on there modem
by The Chosen One September 02, 2014
Connection Theory is the idea that attractive young insecure women insult high-level men to lower them to her level and mask their own fear. In most cases, it is the only thing such a woman can do to connect with an intelligent man, whether in a positive or negative way, bringing him to a realm they understand and are experienced in. Such an action is a declaration that a woman feels intellectually inferior to a man and is insecure that a man will find her personality to be completely lacking.
Guy: I thought you had original opinions and views so I wanted to meet you in person, and see if the conversation is so amusing face-to-face as well and maybe get to know you afterwards.
Girl: I'm not interested, that's my excuse. Haha. Get over yourself. It's not an equation to solve. There is no formula, I just know and feel it, when it comes. And it didn't come with you buddy. Sorry. It's time for you to move on. Really.
Guy: Thank you for this high-level display of extreme insecurity and Connection Theory!
Girl: I'm not interested, that's my excuse. Haha. Get over yourself. It's not an equation to solve. There is no formula, I just know and feel it, when it comes. And it didn't come with you buddy. Sorry. It's time for you to move on. Really.
Guy: Thank you for this high-level display of extreme insecurity and Connection Theory!
by Eric Kazinsky August 14, 2015
A internet connection that is very laggy
by CANINE February 19, 2008
by Turner!! March 18, 2009