Congratufuckinglations

It means I don't care but I'm gonna pretend but I don't

"congratufuckinglations it doesn't matter"

by Joyceslays September 12, 2015

Congratulatio

Felatio that is congratulatory

If you win the nobel prize, you definitely deserve some congratulatio.

by Crips September 28, 2006

Congratulence

Congratulating someone after a particularly good fart

After a fart of great volume and/or smell, someone offers their hearty congratulence

by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015

CongratulaTini

Essentially the opposite of Haterade.

A figurative drink that you pour for someone that has got their business together, got it going on. A compliment.

I love you. Here's why: 6 words into your post, I knew it was you because your attitude is always on point! I'm not pouring haterade. I'm serving congratulatinis. 👏🏼

by Jen Johnson July 12, 2017

CONGRATULATIONS YOU FOUND ME

MAYBE OR MAYBE NOT I LITTLE SPONGE AND TRY ANOTHER ONE?

THIS IS NOT AN ARG. MAYBE IT IS. MAYBE I AM LYING.

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YOU FOUND IT. CONGRATULATIONS YOU FOUND ME.

by anonymous June 8, 2022

congratulhate

(v.) To congratulhate: To express fake joy for the achievement or good fortune of (another).

John congratulhated Jack for making partner (before him) at the firm.

by benjil March 6, 2008

Congratuhate

Giving someone a backhanded compliment or an innocently appearing statement intended to offend or bring someone down.

Congratuhate with a back-handed compliment, "Oh I love how you got your hair done! It reminds me of a look my grandma used to sport..." or "You have beautiful legs, they look just like my mom's legs..." "You're handsome, but have you ever thought of doing some push-ups?" "You look like this handsome actor from a movie, you know, like the guy who plays the caveman on the insurance commercials?"

by Libra Brandywine July 25, 2011