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Confused Homo

A person that is both straight and gay, but straight is dominant, but they’re confused
Person: Dude you’re a confused homo
Confused Homo: yes I am
by Hitormisser69 December 11, 2018
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confused.com

Dave: tiny squirrels like lightbulbs in Tunisia but not on wednesdays

Tony: im confused.com
by barryscott666 March 28, 2009
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confused by nature

gay term used by california gays ( nobody understands them)
fog rolling in friend, nature is wonderful, I got spanked when I put on moms silk underpants.
I was so confused by nature. I just love bay bridge fog U want a blow horn!
by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006
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confused zebra

Someone who is half black and half white and thinks they are only black, forgetting about there other half.
by water bottle. March 5, 2009
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Confused Cherry

A girl who only has done anal sex.
I did a girl last night who was a confused cherry. I guess it's uncomfortable for her.
by JewJitsu123 February 28, 2010
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Confused child(:

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:
Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."
by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010
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confused.yes

what you say when your on a really confusing website, the opposite of confused.com, which is a simple and easy-to-use website.
guy 1: wtf im stuck

guy2: on what?

guy 1: this website :/ insert website name here more like confused.yes !
by jemmehhhh September 21, 2009
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