computers

Sometimes really great to have around the house, but other times annoying as hell.

Computers are the inanimate version of kids.

by amethyst April 19, 2005

computitis

1)The state in which a person at a computer can no longer see the screen clearly nor can they move their fingers correctly.2) when a person is sick of being at a computer. 3) breasts are in the way of the keyboard

Computitis is when a womans breasts are in the way of the keyboard on a computer.

by LizaLipz February 6, 2008

Computer

A machine used to create and store large amounts of information

I love using my computer

by Enderguy125 July 2, 2020

computer

one of the possible prerequisites for playing Among Us

-Yooo hop on amogus
-I don't have computer :(

by mosive August 10, 2021

Computer

The best invention man ever created.

"My computer is my LIFE"

by TheSlangKid February 27, 2015

Computered

Being on the computer or allocating a time to go on the computer.

1. "Hey Joe, I'm computered at 3:00.'

2. Right now i am computered.

by Prevs September 28, 2009

Computer

An machine nobody understands it, ends up creating more trouble.

Fuck computers. Damn!!!!!

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 16, 2020