Fair comment

to have said something good, agreeable, honest, respectable.

j says 'i think its time to roll one'

g says 'fair comment'

by ticketmasterssidekick September 30, 2008

Comment John

Similar to and ironically the opposite of a comment whore. They will look at every aspect of your online profile and comment incessantly on your pictures and updates with "insights" that are basically meaningless.

Damn, Robert commented on my newest photo 0 minutes after posting. He must have no life. He is such a Comment John. I'm so sorry I gave in to his constant begging for me to add him on Facebook.

by simpnotlimp September 20, 2009

HR says 'no comment'

Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual harassment to say what you really feel.

Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.

by ChuckChaser69 July 4, 2010

The Clit Commander

Jason Mewes as "Jay" in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"

Mewes: "I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!"

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

first comment whore

Noun: Any of the species of assholes that feel the need to get the first comment on something as if it actually meant something. These illiterate jackoffs can usually be found trolling Youtube, flash game websites, Myspace/Facebook, blogs, and other places where comments are enabled. There are rumors that these trolls can type faster than they can masturbate, however this is not true.

FCW: first

You: Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off

FCW: if u dont give a shit than y did u comment back

You: You are a donkey-fucker. Go scribble 'first' on the inside of some donkey's sexual organs you cock-smoking first comment whore

FCW: ur a nooob

You: *suicide*

by Matty194 November 30, 2009

Commander in Cheat

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States popularized by Rick Reilly in his book of the same name.

“Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump” is a stunning book that explains the depth of narcissism and psychopathy that is present in this President’s psyche.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2019

MLIA Commenters

The people who OP's don't think about when writing submissions. The ones who sit through Steve every day for three hours. The people who have the best comment section on the internet.

MLIA Commenters: All the regulars, n00bs, and trolls.

by MLIACommenter August 14, 2010