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collapsing on the floor

When you are very tired or without any energy,it is said that you are collapsing on the floor.Similary to fainting
Man,I'm so tired!I'm collapsing on the floor!
by 3x3cutiv October 29, 2009
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Collapsaurus

A collapsed overweight (or obsese) person due to prolonged, excessive physical activity. A portmanteau of the words "collapse" and "saurus" originating from various dinosaur species.
Exhausted from the steep ride up to the TV tower at Mont Pèlerin, she stopped her bike and face planted onto a field of dandylions, like the collapsaurus she was.
by PetiteSaucisse October 28, 2021
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collapsed soufflé

1. (n.) The sides of a fat woman that are compressed by pants so badly that skin and fat pours over the sides of the pants, looking like a collapsed soufflé.

Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé.

2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé.

This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction.
Kat: Hey Jenny, I guess you turned the oven off too early.

Jenny: What ever do you mean by that?

Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé.

- or -

Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute.

Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé!

Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up::

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Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?!

Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient.

Doctor: By god she's fat.

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French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"!

Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table::

Soufflé: ::collapses::

French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen!

Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips!
by scorpionmintred March 18, 2010
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collapsible M-com station

when playing Battlefield Bad Company 2, either in Rush or Squad Rush, you can destroy the M-com Station by collapsing the building that contains the M-com

useful tools include: Mortar strikes, grenade launchers, and C4

gets the opposing team angry because they cannot do anything about it
Dude i was playing BBC2 and there was like 4 collapsible M-com stations....we won really quickly
by SonicDethMonkey July 8, 2010
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Collapsion

Noun: the act of collapsing
The cello cases suffered from serious collapsion after the players took their instruments.
by asdfdictionary October 21, 2014
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Collapsation

A medical term used to define the distention of a foot.
This patient needs an orthotic and has a collapsation of the foot.
by Podiatrist August 15, 2019
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collapsed arch

the collapse of the plantar medial fasciitis empire within the bottom of an Ollie smail foot otherwise known as a subramine.
guy: lol dude, that cunt Ollie has a collapsed arch

girl: no way, it's 2017
guy: innit, and yet the raj still don't take card.
by ollie snail March 7, 2017
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