Clumpies

The lumps of undissolved hot chocolate left in the bottom of your mug that taste really grainy or absolutely delicious.

Elliot : Hot chocolate like better tea
Katie : Yeah , but I don't like the Clumpies

by Hen025 June 8, 2016

Crumple Paper Day

Crumple Paper day consists on the 15th of Dec. It is a day where you crumple paper in spirit. That day sucks for anyone named Page or Paper though.

“Are you ready for Crumple Paper day Paige?”
“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”

by grab that dick December 3, 2018

Crumples

A male that goes by the name Micah and can’t keep his mouf shut.. a male that always got sum smart to say and is rude asab.

Corn ball 🖕

Micah crumples is ass @ 8 ball.

by Mackyauna September 3, 2020

chumple bumper

during the act of oral sex you slap the women in the eyes with you sweaty ballsack

dude i just gave my gf an amazin chumple bumper

by jim the sweaty ballsack lumber January 1, 2011

crumplesack

someone who goes beyond the margin of failure

jesus- look dad i created cancer- also known as michael

god- son you crumplesack

by leleleleelelelel April 8, 2017

Crumpler

A sexual act that simulates 'crumpling' your girl. It it performed by putting the female's legs over the male's shoulders then inserting the penis into any orfice. Next the male 'walks' up onto his toes so that the only body parts touching the bed or floor are his toes and the back of her head. If performed right it should resemble an act of rape.

I met this nice political activist bitch last night and didn't agree with her views so when we got back to my place I put her in the crumpler.

by Shrub Master C October 3, 2008

crumplet

a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).

"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"

by w2454 October 17, 2008