Rock Climbing

One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being ultimate disc and rock climbing.

Rock climbing is fucking incredible.

by Wallrat February 28, 2005

rock climbing

Of all so-called "extreme sports" (activities that about 1/2 the time are undertaken, or claimed to have been undertaken, by otherwise boring people in a desperate attempt to become interesting), this is probably the trendiest way to give yourself the affectation of ruggedness, danger, physical fitness, etc. Note that most people who express an interest in rock-climbing or purchase incidental gear such as carabiners, have never climbed and never will.

See also: posers, conformity of noncomformity, North Face, bungee jumping.

Inner thought bubble of "extreme sports" Aberzombie, "Dude, all the chicks will be on me if I wear this carabiner on my belt loop and talk about rock climbing! I better buy this magazine so I can look like I know what I'm talking about!"

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

climb off

an extremely sizable and satisfying dump, so big in fact that you need to climb off it.

That was a massive crap, a real climb off.

by new word guy September 9, 2010

climbing the wall

the act of backing up a wall untill your penis is over your head then masturbating so you cum on your own face

me "dude zach was climbing the wall yesterday"

them "ew dude thats so nasty"

by slipknotmaGGot April 29, 2009

mountain climbing

(in video games)The act of driving up a steep hill to kill the guy on top or other side of that hill.

In that battle there was some serious mountain climbing going on.

by Greevil September 13, 2008

brock-climbing

the act of climbing one's Brock.

Christian (the gay kid) loves to go brock-climbing.

by AndrewKamm December 14, 2007

climbing the stairs

When a Professional sportsman is injured during a sex act where he is snorting cocaine off his lovers back while giving her anal on a stair case and the bannister breaks leading to an injury. He then simply says "I was climbing the stairs and fell' in a way to explain his injuries.

I was climbing the stairs and now my penis is broken.

by HetukaZarshow April 6, 2017