Mad Cig

Used when one is in desperate need of a cigarette. Derived in central Ohio

"hey bro let me get a mad cig, i haven't had one in five minutes!"

by oximoreon February 4, 2009

Cig Cell

Common disorder in which the heart pumps nicotine throughout the body. Obtained from excessive amounts of nicotine.

Millions have died from the cig cell

by Dr. Gaughn September 26, 2018

cig-diculous

Blacking out from smoking too many cigarettes (getting a little too cig tarded)

Person1:Hey man get up! The house is on fire!!
Person2:Dehhh...
Person1:Omg you're so cig-diculous right now! Rofl
(Everyone dies the the fire)

by 1234205666 September 11, 2013

E cig

The cigarette that is trying to put big tobacco out of business. It's even got a corny, abbreviated name, e cig.

Here's 8 bucks, run to the gas station and get me one e cig, not two packs of cigarettes, just one e cig it's sophisticated, everybody does it and it's healthier than a real cigarette, plus it's got a cooler name. E cig that sounds like something a baseball player would smoke, a rod smokes e cigs not camel Turkish golds.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2016

E cig

a thing to hit and live and puff till you die

yo Tyrone pass that E cig

by kaiden the vapeore May 1, 2019

Cig-horny

Intensely craving a cigarette

Andy Lee is often seen storming into his local tobacconist red-faced and cig-horny

by bromor3 June 21, 2023

cig crab

Cig crabs are sentient crabs who enjoy smoking. They are prone to showing up during activities to dispense commentary at the price of a humiliation. It is customary to thank the cig crab for its consideration.

It was early so I was watching Arthur on TV. The show literally said "just be yourself" and I saw a cig crab on the bed next to me, he said "That's what I do" and scratched my face. Thanks cig crab.

by Dusty Pump October 9, 2014