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Dump cig

A 'found' cigarette or cigarette butt greasy people will pick up and smoke. Whether it be from an ashtray, on the ground, or more literally in the trash.
Grub: "You seriously gonna smoke that dump cig? That's greasy man."
Me: "It's the half smoke I just put out ten mins ago. It's not like I just picked it up off the ground like a smelly crust punk."
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Dig-Cig

An electronic cigarette used to help quit smoking traditional cigarettes. It is also considered to be a more healthy, green alternative to smoking tobacco cigarettes and can be used almost anywhere. It does not contain the 400+ chemicals found in cigarettes and does not smell.
Hey man, can I hit your Dig-Cig? I don't want my mom to smell tobacco smoke on me.
by mynameiselizabeth July 3, 2009
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Cig Cell

Common disorder in which the heart pumps nicotine throughout the body. Obtained from excessive amounts of nicotine.
Millions have died from the cig cell
by Dr. Gaughn September 26, 2018
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E cig

The cigarette that is trying to put big tobacco out of business. It's even got a corny, abbreviated name, e cig.
Here's 8 bucks, run to the gas station and get me one e cig, not two packs of cigarettes, just one e cig it's sophisticated, everybody does it and it's healthier than a real cigarette, plus it's got a cooler name. E cig that sounds like something a baseball player would smoke, a rod smokes e cigs not camel Turkish golds.
by Solid Mantis October 26, 2016
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E cig

a thing to hit and live and puff till you die
by kaiden the vapeore May 1, 2019
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victory cig

A smoke following some a sense of accomplishment
Traveller 1: I can't believe I managed to get to Stretford Tram Station without anyone asking me for a spare cig, 20p or my phone!

Traveller 2: Indeed, that is something to be proud of I suppose...

Traveller 1: Yeah, I think it is, time to celebrate with a victory cig.
by Rusk November 15, 2007
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cig crab

Cig crabs are sentient crabs who enjoy smoking. They are prone to showing up during activities to dispense commentary at the price of a humiliation. It is customary to thank the cig crab for its consideration.
It was early so I was watching Arthur on TV. The show literally said "just be yourself" and I saw a cig crab on the bed next to me, he said "That's what I do" and scratched my face. Thanks cig crab.
by Dusty Pump October 9, 2014
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