CIA

The one government body that can get your entire neighborhood addicted to crack.

Oh, just got a call from the CIA. They're going to make me and my family all crackheads if I make another "morbid joke."

by 7568ino November 16, 2023

Cia

Central Intelligence Association. In other words.....Fucking Stalkers!!

Me: Alexa do you work for the cia?
Alexa turns red
Me: Wtf Waah??
Alexa: I'm sorry couldn't understand could you please repeat that?
Me: Aaaaaaah!!

by Yo Fave Definitioner June 3, 2018

Cia

Cia is a pretty girl. Cia loves to fight. Cia will beat yo ass. Cia get all the boys. Very fast. Cia is a good dancer

Cia is a pretty girl

by Solow ni October 4, 2021

CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance

The feeling in your heart that in the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, and that anyone who says they have is a conspiracy theorist.

"Mark still doesn't believe that MK Ultra was a real CIA operation, despite the CIA having confirmed the program's existence and having published information about it to the public."
"That's crazy. He must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."

by Allen Michael Ratcliffe Dulles August 2, 2025

CIA

CIA is an acronym for Crazy-ass Individuals (talking shit in the...) Air. Do not confuse it with the actual CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) or Cum In Ass.

"Dis dude be talking about Tossin Salad in this CIA mug...that be gross."

by John Rocca March 13, 2022

CIA Chimp Chatter

A type of provocative online discourse often initiated by a Black person that’s designed to inflame, divide, or distract rather than educate or unify. Typically centers around rage-baiting topics with no real solution or productive outcome (e.g., “Black Americans have no culture,” “White men treat Black women better,” “African vs. African-American superiority debates”). Named for its algorithmic similarity to psychological warfare tactics and racialized mockery of primal behavior, implying that these conversations are staged distractions either knowingly or unknowingly pushed by algorithmic or institutional forces (like COINTELPRO 2.0) to fracture Black solidarity.

Nigga don’t pay attention to that ‘Black men ain’t providers’ post it’s just CIA chimp chatter. That shit made to get us arguing while Zuck gets paid.

by NIGGoku July 15, 2025

cia

cia means cheater

so basically when someone calls u cia it means ur a cheater.

omg cia is such a cia!

by salma walma September 18, 2022