chonked in the dot

Literally - fucked in the arse.
Metaphorically - screwed over, cheated

That car service cost me a grand. I got chonked in the dot.

by Sweet Electrical Hum October 18, 2008

Lacky Chonk

A woodland creature, resembling a snail-unicorn, that has constantant encounters with a Woogle Woggle. Feeds on robot parts and human parts. Enjoys getting chonked, chonking around with pals, and chonkin off.

Welll dat der Lacky Chonk be givin $5 spiral jobs behind chonk n the bot.

by wmcksmith August 9, 2010

The Chonk and Bonk

A night club where you get drunk (Chonk) and then have sex (bonk)

-Do want to go to the Chonk and bonk?
-last night I got pounded at the Chonk and bonk.

by Chonkychonk May 9, 2020

chonk daddy

A sexy older man that you’re dating who has a little extra to love.

Originated in Los Angeles, CA

1. Her chonk daddy took her to dinner and ordered himself two entrees.
2. Jack Black is a chonk daddy.

by LilacOcean November 14, 2020

honk the chonk

The act of one person putting out their fist, and the other person putting their index fingers in the end of their fist.

Bro, I haven’t seen you in forever! Honk the Chonk!

by RonSwan December 24, 2019

chonk monster

Its not a bad thing to be called a chonk monster,its actually a complement

omg u are SUCH a chonk monster gurl

by Jax.17@ June 29, 2021

baby chonk

Adorable little shit who pisses on your lavender curtains

Baby chonk
Yes.

by BiggestNuttest October 11, 2021