chod piece

Tom is a nice bloke but that mate of his is a bit of a chod piece!

by AAC Spiderpigs August 08, 2007

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chod bin laden

A particularly viscious battle with a trap where the chod bin resembles a battlefield after having wild squits. This usually happens after a night on the lash or after a particular lethal curry.

Keith: (Returning to his desk from the toilet after a 15 minute absence) That was mental. I have got a proper sweat on after that.
Frank: Whats up? Have you just been for 5km run or something.
Keith: No mate. Just been into Trap 1. Wouldnt bother going in there for around 30 minutes. Its like chod bin laden has been in there. I totally destroyed it!
Frank: You deserve a bravery award for that by the sounds of it. Take the rest of the day off.
Keith: Nice one!

by SGJ & MAK @ 130A April 26, 2011

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delhi se hu behn chod

It is used by some people to describe they are from Delhi (a state in India) in a rude way

-me Delhi Se Hu Behn Chod

by Indian nerd June 09, 2023

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self chod

noun: an instance in which you fuck yourself

verb: to fuck yourself, to fuck up, to self-sabotage

"Jon says he want to make friends, but he always cancels plans last minute. He's such self chod."
Oedipus learned that he had bedded his mother, and plucked out his own eyes. It was a real self chod.

by montypythonllama August 07, 2017

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