Mint Choc Chip Ice Cream

Underrated ice cream, and for those who think mint chocolate chip tastes like toothpaste, you've obviously never had it before.

Person 1: God diddly dumptious do I love mint choc chip ice cream
Person 2: Shit taste like toothpaste!
Person 1: Where are you buying that toothpaste??!

by Haru-Official December 02, 2023

Choc

Choc is as emotional as they get, driven by an immense desire & deep fascination with love songs. Choc chooses to be in charge of most things although it's rare to see much control. Not before 12 O-clock does Choc awaken.

What's taking you so long? 1 o'clock 2 o'clock 3 o'clock Choc, 4 o'clock 5 o'clock 6 o'clock Choc. Choc Choc Cock around the clock tonight.

by August 22, 2024

up the choc

anal sex

was on my period, so John took me up the choc

by aremstar January 25, 2016

Choc Ice

Taking a shit into a fridge

It was 3am and I Caught Brandon laying out a choc Ice

by BarryBee2000 February 18, 2021

Choc Ice

Taking a shit into the fridge Covertly in the early hours

I caught Brandon at 3am laying a choc Ice into the fridge!

by BarryBee2000 February 18, 2021

Whistling choc chips

To follow through with a fart and soil yourself

“I think you need to check your grots Bruv. That one sounded like you whistled choc chips!”, “I had the trots so bad I had to throw four pairs of pants away yesterday. Every time I farted, I was whistling choc chips! It ruined the wedding.”

by Nuphagus November 14, 2019

choc shoc

Shocking yourself or other by mistakenly identifying melted chocolate as shit.

Andrea alleviated Michael choc shoc by explaining that the brown stain on the bedsheet was not from her arse but from a late night chocolate snack. Staring into Michael’s eyes, Andrea seductively licked the brown smear to allay any remaining doubt.

by Smooax March 06, 2021